Low on candle puns, I’m not t-allowed them at home.
Clampers Outside
You need to wax lyrical more at home then :)
Cú Chulainn
They’ll be dripping in it…
paul
it’s my Christmas wish come true, awful puns :D
Cobweb
The unwaxinated can’t see the light!
Brian The Lion
I’ll take two
K. Cavan
Keep the candle away from those net curtains, the ones you twitch as you glare at your vaccine-free neighbours. Look, just look at them, walking down the street, spreading germs to the vaccinated, who, by dint of the needle, have been rendered germ-free & granted eternal life.
I assume that gay, fascist candle-makers are thin on the ground. Does he do a “Jews, stay away for Christmas”, “Travelers not welcome here” or “Protestants go home” candles, to keep the spirit of Bigotry alive, over the Christmas? Maybe he could diversify into some decorative stones to throw at passers-by or carol singers who might look suspiciously vaccine-free? Maybe some Christmas-tree lights which, no matter how you randomly distribute them on the tree, always blink in the shape of Swastikas?
Covidiots probably hate Christmas anyway, donning surgical gloves to accept presents from their friends & immediately running out the back garden to set them on fire, before they spread more contagion. Friends!? Only joking.
…or for someone who wishes to dip their wick?
Low on candle puns, I’m not t-allowed them at home.
You need to wax lyrical more at home then :)
They’ll be dripping in it…
it’s my Christmas wish come true, awful puns :D
The unwaxinated can’t see the light!
I’ll take two
Keep the candle away from those net curtains, the ones you twitch as you glare at your vaccine-free neighbours. Look, just look at them, walking down the street, spreading germs to the vaccinated, who, by dint of the needle, have been rendered germ-free & granted eternal life.
I assume that gay, fascist candle-makers are thin on the ground. Does he do a “Jews, stay away for Christmas”, “Travelers not welcome here” or “Protestants go home” candles, to keep the spirit of Bigotry alive, over the Christmas? Maybe he could diversify into some decorative stones to throw at passers-by or carol singers who might look suspiciously vaccine-free? Maybe some Christmas-tree lights which, no matter how you randomly distribute them on the tree, always blink in the shape of Swastikas?
Covidiots probably hate Christmas anyway, donning surgical gloves to accept presents from their friends & immediately running out the back garden to set them on fire, before they spread more contagion. Friends!? Only joking.
“The Gay Guy.”
Just how White does that community get? Go bake a cake.