Neutral no more – after three decades of journalism I have now become a unionist, writes Ruth Dudley Edwardshttps://t.co/i6x50mecWf
— Belfast News Letter (@News_Letter) February 1, 2022
Um.
Any excuse.
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Everything. As It Happens.
Wow.
She couldn’t possibly have been that unaware of herself all these years.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orange?
There’s no such thing as an apple bastard.
Two of Broadsheet’s leading lingerie-lounging porcelain-polishing afficionados had me cancelled today for use of the p word. That as Rafa Benitez would say is fact
What changed Ms Edwards. The wider public have known where you loyalty lay for a long time.
Sammy Wilson falls into a coma, and remains unconscious but stable for 25 years, after which time he wakes up. His faithful friend Gregory Campbell is by his bedside, looking anxiously at him as he wakes.
“Gregory? How long have I been out?”
“25 years.”
“25 years? My god! What’s happened? What’s going on?”
“Well, do you want the bad news or the really bad news first?”
Sammy hesitates, disturbed, then says, “I suppose… give me the bad news first.”
“Gerry Adams is President of a united Ireland.”
“What? That’s terrible, how could that have… wait, if that’s the bad news, what’s the really bad news?”
“Celtic beat Rangers in the FA Cup final.”
“Oh no! But… how can that be worse… what was the score?”
“2–6 to 1–4.”
Has Ruth been asleep for 30 years ?
Better Out
than in
I can just see the headline tomorrow, Gerry Adam’s admits to being a republican , shock , horror
What next? After a couple of decades of introspection, Mary Ellen Synon arrives at the dawning realisation that she leans a tad to the right.
Who cares.
hu hum – “slow news day”?
…who knew?
Breaking News – The Pope has come out and confirmed he is a catholic.