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Irish barista ends up in hospital after holding in farts around boyfriend for two years (Irish Mirror)

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19 thoughts on “Not Breaking

  1. Rob_G

    Jesus, but why on earth would someone want their photo plastered all over the newspapers in relation to this story…

  2. Frank

    I thought the story was that the boyfriend hospitalised his mot because she wouldn’t let him sniff her knicker guffs for two years.
    How wrong I was, and now I feel foolish.

  3. Fergalito

    “Let yer wind and yer water flow free”
    Which means fart when you must and so wee
    If you don’t then it’s trouble,
    Fart gas will foment and bubble
    And you’ll need an appendectomy.

    1. Paulus

      At least no-one can call her a strumpet
      She’s her boyfriend’s sole bit of crumpet.
      While she once was demure
      From now on I’m sure
      She’ll feel free to blow her own trumpet.

  4. Verbatim

    An epitaph
    Wherever you be
    let your wind go free
    for the keeping of mine
    was the killing of me
    Anon.

  5. Hughie Luas

    There’s Tubridy sorted for Friday so. WTF is it with kids these days – it’s either Personal Trainer or Make Up Artist central.

    Sorry, MUA.

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