Further to the ‘controversial’ Irish-Made Stocking Filler, The Man Box by Grand Grand.
Fergus at GrandGrand has given us TWO boxes stuffed with manly stuff worth €25 EACH for TWO lucky men.
Just complete this sentence.
My man could use a box because___________________________________________
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Earlier: Stocking Filler – For Man
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“My man could use a box because… I’m sick of him looking to use mine!”
– wife.
…Because she’s been riding Mani on the sly again.
Sorry, I read that as Mam.
No offence to your ma but….no thanks?
I never thought I’d live to see the day you’d type the words “no offence to your Ma.”
Double amputees aren’t my thing, plus she could have avoided the whole thing if she managed her diabetes better.
“My man could use a box because… he’s worn out his old one. *cough* “
I could use a box because I’m a little bit racist
Because he’s a hipster and could do with more wanky stuff
I could use a box because being an Irish man has left me unable to express myself correctly. This box should do the trick nicely…
because my poor boyfriend cries at Frozen, squeals at delight at the thought of Tammy Wynette and tells me everything is ‘fine’ if he is in a bad mood, this box could possibly butch him up!!
My man could use a box because Richard Darbyshire, Anthony (Titch) Critchlow and Marcus Vere borrowed his in 1987 and have NEVER returned it.
My man could use a box because one more hit with a cricket ball will lead to us having to use the term “man” ironically!
My man could use a box in the jaw, but this will have to do I suppose.
My man could use a box because he has the requisite appendages and intelligence to do so.
What’s worse than a cardboard box?
Paper titties.
My man could use a box because, lets be honest here, he’ll use the disc holder and I’ll be using the rest.
My man could use this box because he’s hiding somewhere inside of me and might be enticed out with this. A Christmas miracle indeed!
My man could use a box because every time I see him in the mirror he looks shit.
You could just take the 25 euro place it in an envelope and then put that envelope in a rubbish bin? cause thats where all that stuff is going in one t-minus 1 week from xmas
My man deserves a box…
Because he still looks like a boy.
My man could use a box because the stationery he currently uses makes veiled threats against the person reading it.
My man could use a box because, like cats, he enjoys a nice box. Plus, cats > internet.
My man could use a box because if I don’t win this he’s not getting a Christmas present, really
My (eh friends..man) could use a box because, he hasn’t been getting any lately.
My man could use a box ’cause tis about time he saw what a tea towel looks like.
Could ya squeeze a dust pan n’ brush in there by any chance…..
My man could use a box because… well actually…. I´d keep for myself, I think it´s fecking class..