This Wasn’t Vent To Happen

An Irish tourist has been charged after getting stuck in an air vent at a Gold Coast nightclub. It’s alleged the 18-year-old man had been refused entry to the bar on Orchid Avenue, so tried to sneak in through the roof cavity. Emergency services were called at 1.30am after the man got wedged in the vent.

Hate tha’.

Guess his county anyone?

Irish tourist gets stuck in air vent (SydneyMorningHerald)

Thanks Mark Geary and Darren Conlon

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21 thoughts on “This Wasn’t Vent To Happen”

Soundings January 20, 2015 at 8:22 am

That’ll teach him not to regard Alien or Die Hard as realistic,

Je Suis Frilly Keane January 20, 2015 at 8:32 am

Who’s opened the book

A tenner on him being from Tip
Ta

Dhaughton99 January 20, 2015 at 8:58 am

I’d say a Westmeath man. Always trying to dodge a fare.
1. deliverancecountry January 20, 2015 at 9:47 am
  
  Did he try to walk in backwards so they thought he was going out?
2. Quint January 20, 2015 at 10:20 am
  
  As a Westmeath man, I must credit you on this observation as all we do is try to dodge fares on the train to Dublin. Every one of us. We’re an awful backward lot altogether. Time we started paying our dues at last. Good work.
  1. ahjayzis January 20, 2015 at 10:28 am
    
    Would you agree its the high rate of inbreedig that’s to blame?
    1. Quint January 21, 2015 at 12:53 pm
      
      Yes, we never stop ‘inbreedig’. Sure, there’s nothing else to do down here what with us not having any electricity and all that. We breed with cows too.
JimmytheHead January 20, 2015 at 10:37 am

My moneys on Cavan. You ever hear the one about the Cavan pedophile?

Easy on the sweets there kid

zero January 20, 2015 at 8:43 am

Its always the good ones who leave

IDB January 20, 2015 at 10:20 am

Brain drain.

Dhaughton99 January 20, 2015 at 8:56 am

Sure it’s like they never left home.

Davey T January 20, 2015 at 10:00 am

Our brightest and best….. Still, I suppose we need idiots here too

Dubloony January 20, 2015 at 10:09 am

Morto

Eamonn Clancy January 20, 2015 at 10:18 am

I think we have a sub category for “Sure where would you get it”. International Paddies volume.

Je Suis Frilly Keane January 20, 2015 at 10:22 am

D’ya know. I’d say he could be nordy.
He’s not in his County Colours.

everybody January 20, 2015 at 10:59 am

I’m going out on a limb and saying he is from Roscommon and the village of Boyle or possibly Strokestown.
Formerly known as @ireland.com January 20, 2015 at 12:23 pm

He was questioned by reporters, as he left court. I heard a few words. A non-descript accent, sounds posh. So, I am going with Dublin.

I wish him the best, it was a victimless affair.