Chris writes:
Donedeal has done it again. Is there a support group out there for newly married husbands forced to give up their ‘checkys’ and dreams of forming a [flautist-led rock band] Jethro Tull cover band?
Anyone?
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Nope. I’ve taught it throw thorowly and I can’t work it out.
What size is the flute?
Ive never had any complaints…
It’s odd that she couldn’t find some use for his flute. The honeymoon is over I guess.
Can I have him instead?
He certainly has the look of a Piper at the Gates of Dawn.
Else that’s a stock photo.
Has the whole ‘Im posing for a farmers calendar to raise funds for Macra’ sort of look
Or those lads who make the crisps, Keoghs ? Or is that an export things only ?
worrying start if she’s redressing him already
maybe she has him playing the sax, bare-chested?
Grand so
So much for “for better or for worse”… I’d ditch the wife tbh
She sounds like a control freak…
You can now throw out her #TheDress and stop the world of women on the internet gabbling about it !
* shuts bunker door, listens and waits for the potential barrage *
So you think maybe you’ll be a prostitute
Just to pay for your lessons, you’re learning the flute
The ladies wouldn’t pay you very much for this
Looks like you’ll never be a concert flautist
I love you.
Aww.
Inner…
And the click-bait of the year award goes to… Checky McFlute.
Standing in the front room totally skint and your favourite jersey is covered in lint…
meant to be a reply to Birneybau2
:-(
Well…
You know you’re not working in high finance,
considering second hand underpants.
If it wasn’t Friday evening and I wasn’t tired and thirsty I’d have come up with something smart:
Farmer shirts/farming hens/hen pecked.
Seriously though, what’s up with men getting told what to do? Grow a pair you former check blouse wearing girl.