The doctor’s diagnosis
For my constant malady
Was arthritis on my ear
And water on the knee.
The first one we can treat for you
With cream and some saltpeter.
The other will be charged per week
By the installation of a meter.
By Jan, of Irish rhyming website, Incorrect Emphasis [link below]
Fight!
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Banishment? Or death?
Which do you choose Broadsheet?
I am entirely in support of meters so long as they are installed consistently across this and Moyes’s output.
I’d almost be impressed at how poorly this scans if I thought the “meter” thing was intentional.
This is some serious back-away-slowly sh*t.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_iC0MyIykM