De World is just about to end and here I am reading de papers drinking tae.
I don’t really want this part of the world to end.
I had dreams of being on the front page of de Anglers Times.
And Broadsheet posting a copy.
Smith
You’re so important.
mildred st. meadowlark
But not as important as God surely…
Shayna
I’m thinking, it’s not a great idea to test nuclear missiles near your home, especially if you’re North Korea.
Also, I see Teresa May has her Tory hat on. Grenfell Tower, let’s sort out who has citizenship, rather than examine the tinderbox.
Shayna
(Sorry, Angry Shayna there on the whole Tower thing, nuclear missiles,meh?)
Brother Barnabas
one of these days I’ll tell you about the time I met Charles Bukowski. Genuine true story. Big hurling fan by the way.
mildred st. meadowlark
Sooner rather than later, I hope.
Shayna
Oh hello Mildred
Brother Barnabas
When suits, Milly?
Shayna
I’d like a story or two about Hunter S. Thompson. Apart from the fact he left specific wishes to be fired out of a cannon, post-death.
Shayna
I lived down the road a bit from Ernest Hemingway’s grandson in London, as pretty much all Americans are, he was a Doo Doo.
Happy Molloy
I met Ernest Hemingway’s son. Went to school in Ireland. But rumored that Arthur Miller is his real Dad.
mildred st. meadowlark
Oooooh gossip
Brother Barnabas
Apparently he was known as Ernie-Ha-Ha. Please confirm, Happy.
Happy Molloy
That I cannot
St.Brendan's@Behanatmemesdotcom
I personify the dead body of Brendan Behan, in his most drunken state.
I think I win by default, the three four greatest syllables in the human language.
St.Brendan's@Behanatmemesdotcom
Five.
Frilly Keane
I saw Sean Penn once
in Bad Bobs
true
and I wasn’t hammered either
Brother Barnabas
I saw Clampers ma once.
OK, twice.
mildred st. meadowlark
It’s been more than that. Don’t lie, Brother dear. It’s unbecoming of you.
Brother Barnabas
most times I kept my eyes closed
Bertie "Loves Jo Joyner" Blenkinsop
I beat Ronnie Whelan in a game of snooker.
Brother Barnabas
Odd how Ronnie Whelan has turned into Jan Molby as he’s got older
bertie "The Inexplicable Pleasure" blenkinsop
Without the gay bar / drink driving obviously
Brother Barnabas
only because Shayna was driving him and his poofter pals
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
I met yer man from Bagatelle and he asked me to stop talking to him as he was on the pull.
edalicious
One of the lads out of Bagatelle reminds me of a fat Bono.
Brother Barnabas
you could be on to something
Andy, you sure it wasn’t Bono during his podgy years?
Spaghetti Hoop
I drank whiskey with Seamus Heaney and tea with the lads from Slade.
bertie "The Inexplicable Pleasure" blenkinsop
I’ve been undressed by Kings and seen some things that a woman ain’t supposed to see…
Brother Barnabas
I’ve dined with kings and been offered wings if that’s any good
Frilly Keane
I’ve never been to me
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Nah. I doubt Bono was at the Rose of Tralee in 1989 or 1990.
OH YEAH! I went down and camped in Tralee for the festival. As the kids say these days, I can’t even.
Papi
I met Stevie Wonder in Dublin airport and called him Mr. Wonder.
dav
THe north korea test thing is they don’t want to overfly japan, or china, or south korea, so they always try and have it land in the Sea of Japan, near to their shores
petey
hi again mods. could you PLEASE put back up the morning star.
in solidarity,
petey
Shayna
What was up with The Morning Star?
Shayna
I’d just visited the WWN, where it appears I had a conversation with a giraffe, who turns out to be one of the stuck-up varietals of the animal kingdom.
mildred st. meadowlark
I love WWN
GiggidyGoo
Whelan once again reinforces her suitability. The woman of many blunders. So easy eh? Get it wrong? Sure just change my mind!
De World is just about to end and here I am reading de papers drinking tae.
I don’t really want this part of the world to end.
I had dreams of being on the front page of de Anglers Times.
And Broadsheet posting a copy.
You’re so important.
But not as important as God surely…
I’m thinking, it’s not a great idea to test nuclear missiles near your home, especially if you’re North Korea.
Also, I see Teresa May has her Tory hat on. Grenfell Tower, let’s sort out who has citizenship, rather than examine the tinderbox.
(Sorry, Angry Shayna there on the whole Tower thing, nuclear missiles,meh?)
one of these days I’ll tell you about the time I met Charles Bukowski. Genuine true story. Big hurling fan by the way.
Sooner rather than later, I hope.
Oh hello Mildred
When suits, Milly?
I’d like a story or two about Hunter S. Thompson. Apart from the fact he left specific wishes to be fired out of a cannon, post-death.
I lived down the road a bit from Ernest Hemingway’s grandson in London, as pretty much all Americans are, he was a Doo Doo.
I met Ernest Hemingway’s son. Went to school in Ireland. But rumored that Arthur Miller is his real Dad.
Oooooh gossip
Apparently he was known as Ernie-Ha-Ha. Please confirm, Happy.
That I cannot
I personify the dead body of Brendan Behan, in his most drunken state.
I think I win by default, the
threefour greatest syllables in the human language.Five.
I saw Sean Penn once
in Bad Bobs
true
and I wasn’t hammered either
I saw Clampers ma once.
OK, twice.
It’s been more than that. Don’t lie, Brother dear. It’s unbecoming of you.
most times I kept my eyes closed
I beat Ronnie Whelan in a game of snooker.
Odd how Ronnie Whelan has turned into Jan Molby as he’s got older
Without the gay bar / drink driving obviously
only because Shayna was driving him and his poofter pals
I met yer man from Bagatelle and he asked me to stop talking to him as he was on the pull.
One of the lads out of Bagatelle reminds me of a fat Bono.
you could be on to something
Andy, you sure it wasn’t Bono during his podgy years?
I drank whiskey with Seamus Heaney and tea with the lads from Slade.
I’ve been undressed by Kings and seen some things that a woman ain’t supposed to see…
I’ve dined with kings and been offered wings if that’s any good
I’ve never been to me
Nah. I doubt Bono was at the Rose of Tralee in 1989 or 1990.
OH YEAH! I went down and camped in Tralee for the festival. As the kids say these days, I can’t even.
I met Stevie Wonder in Dublin airport and called him Mr. Wonder.
THe north korea test thing is they don’t want to overfly japan, or china, or south korea, so they always try and have it land in the Sea of Japan, near to their shores
hi again mods. could you PLEASE put back up the morning star.
in solidarity,
petey
What was up with The Morning Star?
I’d just visited the WWN, where it appears I had a conversation with a giraffe, who turns out to be one of the stuck-up varietals of the animal kingdom.
I love WWN
Whelan once again reinforces her suitability. The woman of many blunders. So easy eh? Get it wrong? Sure just change my mind!
The broadsheet machines: https://youtu.be/-5-h21by04k