No-rain–in-your-eyes for never-be-samuarais. Guys.
Cool_Hand_Lucan
In cover for incels.
OK I’ll stop.
Starina
While you were using an umbrella, I was studying the blade
Spud
Awaits first news story of user being tasered or shot while reaching for his brolley…
The Old Boy
I once had the pleasure of being given a demonstration of a swordstick umbrella (à la John Steed) by James Smith & Sons of New Oxford Street. A thing of beauty, with an eye-watering price tag to match.
#masculinitysofragile
Brollies for wallies.
Parasols for arasoles
Umbrellas for dumb-fellas.
gamps for gimps
No-rain–in-your-eyes for never-be-samuarais. Guys.
In cover for incels.
OK I’ll stop.
While you were using an umbrella, I was studying the blade
Awaits first news story of user being tasered or shot while reaching for his brolley…
I once had the pleasure of being given a demonstration of a swordstick umbrella (à la John Steed) by James Smith & Sons of New Oxford Street. A thing of beauty, with an eye-watering price tag to match.
You have the best stories
i could totally see you as a kingsman