19 thoughts on “Friday’s Papers

  1. Hank

    SLEEP MORE TO STAVE OFF DEMENTIA.
    Now, shut your eyes and have a nice sleep.
    COS IF YOU DON’T, YOU’LL GET DEMENTIA..

    1. Cú Chulainn

      It’s the mail.. tomorrow’s headline – breathe less to avoid asthma.. or, living is the biggest cause of death..

    2. Lookalike 7

      Imagine if we didn’t have to stay alive under this tyranny?
      – some of us would be dead already.

      That’s a self convincing fact.

      You don’t even feel the needle, so get yourself a shot or two you pussie.
      – little pricks…

    3. scottser

      No wonder the residents around croke park object to extra concerts – all that sleep disruption leads to DEMENTIA!!
      still, as long as the medicine supplies don’t run out..

    4. ian-oG

      I note that when I don’t drink I don’t get drunk.

      Shame really what with minimum unit pricing. Have to fire up the old still again I guess?

  2. GiggidyGoo

    Sláintecare is something that FFG never wanted. No surprise then that it’s something that isn’t going to happen on their watch.

  3. GiggidyGoo

    RTE news website ignores the Noonan/Grace story still, but tells us plenty about the Button Factory and the diversionary Garth Brooks bull.

  4. Chris

    Useless eaters (cannon fodder in a different age). AI/Automation. Capitalism was won. Nations will soon be a thing of the past.
    This isn’t the 20th century, all the chess pieces are already in place. Zero sum, winners take all. Thanks for your service/sacrifice.

    1. Papi

      Does it really matter how tall they are? Could they not just put a cushion on the seat or something?

    2. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

      they prefer ” people of restricted growth …. possibly with or without a cervix “

    3. Junkface

      Tesla have automated trucks on the way. So countries will have to work out UBI for all newly unemployed. Truck driving is terrible work, killed one of my uncles. Not a healthy life.

      1. Man On Fire

        @JF

        The automated trucks are a disaster. When the weather is cloudy they drive into the hard shoulder barrier. There decades away from being fit for purpose.

    4. Poor oul divil

      Can I do one?

      We’ve had a new rule from Micheal
      We won’t just let anyone haul
      If you’re 6 foot, no
      You can’t shift cargo
      You must be both foreign and small

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