20 thoughts on “¿Qué

  1. Daisy Chainsaw

    Senor Thick Thickity-Thickface from Thick Town, Thickainia.

    If you believe this absolute balderdash, then I’m scarlet for not only your Mammies for raising such gullible conspiraloons, but your entire ancestry!

      1. Daisy Chainsaw

        A civil service office filled with vaccinated and boosted staff brought up 1 MAC address and that’s probably the printer.

        Loosen the tinfoil hat. It’s cutting off circulation to your brain.

        1. Commenter #1

          If I’ve understood correctly, that means your printer wants to cancel Putin for saying that JK Rowling bombed that maternity hospital. Which was exclusively for trans athletes.

  2. Broadbag

    Oh cool, is the 3rd or 4th, maybe 5th time this clickbait/postbait nonsense has been recycled on here?
    ”It’s easy to debunk”.
    Also: ”No you didn’t stand on your head and say bloody Mary three times while trying it on a submerged iPhone7b running OS 789.2165, so that doesn’t count!”

      1. Broadbag

        I did it Bodger but I was disqualified for the reasons outlined above, aka, if you don’t get the ‘right’ result you’re ‘wrong’.

  3. Mojonixon

    I found one of these Mac Addressed vaccinated “people” in the list. They disappear when I turn off my Bluetooth speakers. I’d love to know how they became sentient and booked an appointment and got vaccinated ahead of me.

    It has it’s advantages though. If I go into developer options and turn off “Show Bluetooth devices without names”. They disappear. This obviously means I can block the vaccination signals from the nanochips.

    However I did this and now I can’t change the channel on my TV using an app on my phone. I think the TV might have caught Long Bluetooth.

    1. Broadbag

      Who is this shadowy KN figure though, is he at the top of The Cabal, or is he fighting to bring down The Cabal? Or does he spend all day everyday cruising the net for bluetooth related conspiracies but without the (insert your own word here) to actually come on and explain himself?

  4. Commenter #1

    Someone who can’t manage to login properly to his own website:

    “Download this app that this internet mediocrity directs you to! Totally legit!”

  5. noidsman

    Lurker of old popping head up to say, you have to keep this nonsense somewhat believable in order for it to be entertaining!

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