The Food Safety Authority of Ireland has issued a warning for people not to buy or eat Wonka branded chocolate bars, due to increased reports of counterfeits entering the market which may be unsafe to eat https://t.co/7gq3kKHX4j
— RTÉ News (@rtenews) March 28, 2022
Gulp.
This afternoon.
Via RTE News:
The authority has said the counterfeits bearing the Wonka brand name may not have been produced in line with food safety requirements and so may be unsafe to consume.
It has also said that they may not be produced in line with the relative legal requirements around food hygiene and traceability to protect public health.
We only buy them for the tickets in anyhow.
Take that, Willy.
Food safety warning issued over counterfeit Wonka bars (RTE)


Willie Wonka sounds a lot like Willy Self Pleasurer, I wonder if they knew that when they came up with the name.
What sort of wonkers buy these chocs
Cast your mind back before we had so called traceability
We never had all this counterfeit food
Let’s say the bar has dropped in chocolate pun intended
Eating one can result in an ironic comeuppance not in line with health and safety guidelines.
The Ompa Lumpa weren’t vaccinated against Covid, so the bars are now a source of the virus.
Sound like the type of plan Slugworth would come up with
(drops to knees and shakes fists at the sky)
SLUUUUUUUUUUUGWOOOOOORTH!!!!!
slugworth was on the wonka payroll micko. it’s like those false flag operations the cia pull all the time. or is it the israelis? i can’t remember, but best bin that golden ticket if you get one; it’s a fast track to getting ridden by vermicious knids.
The chumbawambas looking to other income streams as their career aint what it used to be
False factory fakes fictional fondant in fudged furore!…
Try saying that 3 times in a row… ;-)