☕️The mad story unfolded when Cara Clarke was at work last week.https://t.co/BtAyuYFklc
— Irish Daily Mirror (@IrishMirror) April 5, 2022
Ah now.
Zero emissions?
Any excuse
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☕️The mad story unfolded when Cara Clarke was at work last week.https://t.co/BtAyuYFklc
— Irish Daily Mirror (@IrishMirror) April 5, 2022
Ah now.
Zero emissions?
Any excuse
Hasn’t she seen Thunderpants?
Jesus, but why on earth would someone want their photo plastered all over the newspapers in relation to this story…
She took a hit for the team and highlighted an important issue for us all
…pity she hadn’t taken a poo for the team…
The Mirror must have been sniffing around A&E for a story..
Narcissism, any attention is good attention…
How then did the Irish Mirror get wind of that story?
heheheheeh
That’s a gas story.
I thought the story was that the boyfriend hospitalised his mot because she wouldn’t let him sniff her knicker guffs for two years.
How wrong I was, and now I feel foolish.
It must have bean terrible for her…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv_f5qrf1Yk
I thought that’s what botty-plugs were for?
It’s a wonder she did not explode
“Let yer wind and yer water flow free”
Which means fart when you must and so wee
If you don’t then it’s trouble,
Fart gas will foment and bubble
And you’ll need an appendectomy.
At least no-one can call her a strumpet
She’s her boyfriend’s sole bit of crumpet.
While she once was demure
From now on I’m sure
She’ll feel free to blow her own trumpet.
Well done lads! :-)
An epitaph
Wherever you be
let your wind go free
for the keeping of mine
was the killing of me
Anon.
More bang for your (star) buck
There’s Tubridy sorted for Friday so. WTF is it with kids these days – it’s either Personal Trainer or Make Up Artist central.
Sorry, MUA.