60 thoughts on “Meanwhile, At The Palace”

          1. TenPin Terry

            Scutter™ desperately trying to find another bum chum since Papi caught a dose …
            How terribly sweet.
            Hehx3™

          2. scottser

            it’s so nice that when you get a whiff of your fragrant missis that you think of me.
            how old is she by the way? we all know you like to cheer on nonces..

          3. TenPin Terry

            Oooh iano, can I be your bezzie ? It’s terribly lonely here now Papi has thrown his toys out of the pram.
            I’ll tell you what – you can be Horace and I’ll be Doris.
            Pleeeeease. Pretty please.

            Morto …

          4. scottser

            or could the fragrant lady jail-bait actually be a 12 year old boy?
            it would certainly make sense given your last couple of posts.

          7. TenPin Terry

            Coooeee, iano, I’m over here.
            No here, in the corner. You know me don’t you ? Scutter™ is my name and desperation is my game.
            Stop, no don’t walk away iano.
            You can share my samboes if you want.
            Pleeeease …

            Morto …

          9. TenPin Terry

            Awww, is ” iano ” playing hard to get ?
            No bromance for Scutter™ all alone in Chump’s Corner …

            Heh,heh,heh.

          10. GiggidyGoo

            TenPin Charger spewing his usual Nonce-sense. The poor chap hasn’t much luck in come-backs this past while.

          11. Ian - oG

            Why am I not surprise Tuppence the Nonce is obsessed with someone that, in his words, throws toys out of prams?

            Jog on noncy boy, I’d say don’t sweat it but, ya know….

  3. gringo

    What a strange cult to follow. The brits have a lot in common with the North Koreans.

    1. TenPin Terry

      Oh I say, what an absolutely marvellous fly-past,

      https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/1532334394542804993

      Early start but the bank holiday festivities are beginning to kick-off.
      I’ve been roped in to the tug-of-war competition at the George and Dragon this evening. I offered up the fragrant Lady TenPin as she’s a good tugger but to no avail. I’ve got to pull myself.

      Fnarr fnarr.

    2. ce

      Didn’t think you’d have time to be posting on the BS today … I thought you’d be lying prostrate in front of the tv at home allday whipping yourself screaming “I’m not worthy pee on me your Maj…”… glad to see you’re up and about…

      1. TenPin Terry

        Feet up watching the start of the international cricket season with an early snifter in hand.
        Not a bad start today 86-8. We’ll take that.
        The town looks gorgeous – bunting everywhere, a large Union Flag flying from the church spire and a smile on everyone’s face.
        England’s green and pleasant land looks absolutely splendid.
        Marvellous™

          1. TenPin Terry

            Poor Scutter™
            Another day of making a prize ass of himself.
            ‘Twas ever thus.

  7. ce

    Liz was a long serving Maj
    Who owned a quite magic Vag
    From which Charlie burst through
    At the front of the queue
    Making him the next alpha-Stag

    1. Hank

      And then once again feeling randy
      Gave Philip more than a hand shandy
      Nine months later she pushed
      So hard that she crushed
      The sweat glands of poor little Andy

  8. SailorGerry

    That would have been a mostly carbon neutral fly past I guess, nice form all the same.

    I guess those would get an exemption, like private planes and private mega yachts, that fuel tax free as a business. The MIC is one of the largest polluters on the planet and a massive waste of resources.

    Only the peons should really worry about the environment as we beg for gruel and insect burgers…..

    1. Kali

      Disgraceful that she can go out in public and be celebrated. Maybe after all the Jimmy Savile/ Prince Andy revelations it’s just another thing now in the UK like jaywalking

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