httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjFT86PPJ98

Last night’s Six-One report.

And this morning’s coverage in the Sydney Morning Herald

They reckon it was a wallaby.

Wayne Kangarooney.

Thank you so much.

The ginger hipster on the phone in the background?

That’s basically us.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NylDleHu5L8

Tragic.

Shocked Sir Alex Admits Wayne Rooney Wants To Leave Man Utd. (Mail)

Do you think it’s time for one of those radio stations to consider changing the colour of their mics?

Harney Warns Of Health Spending Cuts Of Euro 1 Billion (Irish Times)

If you, eh, like.

Take a bow, Ms Gruebbersolvik.

Take pride, discerning Broadsheet readers.

Take note, Alison: This is how some people pay the mortgage.

Back in February.

Probably a little cheaper now.

Too gay?

Or not gay enough?

‘Candidate’ Gogarty Launches Mayoral Information Site (RTE)

Gogarty Vows ‘Decorum’ If Mayor (Irish Times)

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