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This is the tune that new SuBo, Dubliner Mary Byrne will sing on the X-Factor tomorrow night.

‘I Who Have Nothing’ by Shirley Bassey (performed here by Demi Whore).

Mary’s version will be used in a future Reeling In The Years with news images of Sean Quinn and Paddy Kelly.

And we shall laugh.

Sardonically.

Mary Byrne. She’s from Ballyfermot in Dublin and sings Shirley Bassey songs.

She’s only gone and done an ‘Ashley’.

Made Cheryl cry.

Do you give a shit?

Course you don’t

She’s on tomorrow’s X-Factor. Then You Tube. Then the Late Late.

And we shall never hear the end of her or her inspirational ‘backstory’.

Mary Byrne Makes Cheryl Cole Cry (Unreality TV)

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These guys don’t need shooters.

As nominated by the rather brilliant Limerick Leader (ah Brothelgate, how we love thee).

We’re spread-betting this one. ‘Rick Astley’, ‘Moody Barrister’,’Gay Face’ and a pony on ‘Brian O’Driscoll’s Sexier Brother’.

As you CLICK the ARROW leftwards (from above) Rocky O’Shea, foodie Bruno Coppola, Barrister Emmet O’Brien, Boxer Andy Lee, Kamal Ibrahim (Mr World), Rugby player Andy Quinlan, David Wallace (last year’s winner), Mike Gaffney (in PR and wouldn’t you know it), and soccer player John Galvin.

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