Category Archives: Film

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Four minutes of Nicolas Cage losing his shit in various movies.

NSFW, obviously. Because it’s four minutes of Nicolas Cage losing his shit.

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Sexy vampires have had center stage long enough,. It’s time for werewolves to come into their own again with a retelling of the Grimm’s fairy tale.

Release Date (Ireland): March 2011

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Is this some sort London gangster twist on Kevin Costner’s The Bodyguard?  Will Kiera Knightly start singing?  Where did Colin Farrell get that accent from?

Release Date (Ireland): 26th of November

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And the comic book film juggernaut rolls on with one based on DC Comic’s Green Lantern character.  Aliens, superpowers, and wise cracks aplenty.

Release Date (Ireland): Summer 2011

This is what Jon Favreau is doing instead of making me another Iron Man film.  He’s slightly forgiven for putting Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford into a film.  Can you guess it’s yet another comic book film?

Release Date (Ireland): Summer 2011

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The fantasy epic gets the stoner treatment.  Possibly a few years too late, but what the hey, anything with Natalie Portman in a chain-mail bikini is bound to rake it in.

Release Date (Ireland):  June 24, 2011

There’s a famous television listing for The Wizard of Oz, written by newspaperman Rick Polito, which goes like this: “Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.”

Accurate but misleading. The best kind of accurate. Here’s another:

“Disaffected farm boy destroys military installation, killing thousands.” Star Wars, A New Hope.

More of the same at filmcritic.com

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After being picked on in Skyline, Los Angeles gets another hiding in a few months time with Battle: Los Angeles. Do the movie studios hate it so much they want to see it smashed every week?

Release Date (Ireland): March 25.

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Something nice and relaxing for the weekend. A new Winnie the Pooh. Expect hordes of adults dragging screaming kids to the cinema to recapture their lonely childhoods.

Music: Keane (Thanks, Aisling).
Honey: Piglet’s own (Thanks, Sally).

Release Date: Summer 2011