Casper Ryan, from Sandycove. Don’t wake him. We’ve only just got him off.

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Morgan C Jones! Dermot Carmody! Des Bishop! Other People! Giving the Dail the silent treatment literally about an hour and a half ago.

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What a day.

Thursday, apparently.

Embattled gombeen men, cute babies, Joe Higgins, Colm McCarthy, IBEC-heads, a scary sequence of shots of the IMF’s Ajai Chopra, Japanese media, homeless people (poignantly) begging, a man reading the Irish Independent, cops, crazies and lots and lots of camera people.

All human life. Here it is:

The definitive gallery of a country gone ‘rogue’.

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MIRIAM! KOSTER! MACARI! ROCHE! PIPPA! DALY! FITZPATRICK! THE PERSON PLAYING THE ROLE OF BEAUTY!

They’re all starring in Alan Hughes’ panto. Each performance will have a different celebrity.

Take that, Brussels.

Hoorah.

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EXPLOSIVE

* Daniel O’Donnell did not seem to want to flirt with me at all.

TELLING

* The day Keith Duffy told me he was a bit sad.

PROVOCATIVE

* Danni Minogue was Australian.

INTIMATE

* My stand up row with people I can’t name.

BRAVE

* AA Roadwatch was a constant source of traffic news.

HONEST

I quit television to spend more time with my money.

Includes incredible Lorraine through the years slide-show (below)

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They have divided the nation (the part that reads Broadsheet).

They were just asking to be rated, said some.

Is this a video for Fiddy? Wondered others.

I haven’t seen a teacher in a thong since Brother Brennan passed away, said Karl.

But the sensible among us, applauded the girls from St Patrick’s Teaching College. They raised a lot of money for charity and lifted the spirit of a nation at this most troubled (Cont. Page 64).

(Vid via Michael Goodfellow)

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1) Karl Monaghan (Webmaster), 2) John Ryan, 3) Bodger and Ewok, 4) Niall Murphy and Nat King Coleslaw, 5) New member, Susie Phillips.

Alternatively, you can read the original Price Waterhouse Cooper email: here.

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Obscene finger gestures, funny signs, face paint.

It was like the women’s mini-marathon.

Only faster. And nastier.

Back at 9am.

(First 5 pix: Donnchadh O’Leary via Twitter + RTE NEWS)

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By popular demand.

A decade in the making.

Michael O’Leary.

A lot of baggage.

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