This two metre long schlong was found washed up on Lahinch beach, Co. Clare over the weekend.

On closer inspection, it turns out to be a formation of goose barnacles attached to a log.

Lahinch folk want to keep it all for themselves.

They’re a bit shellfish, in fairness.

Eyebrows raised in the mystery of the two-metre Lahinch beach langer (James McNamara, Irish Mirror)

Pics: Marguerite Kelly, Burren Geopark