Behold: the 1988 Italdesign Aztec Coupe – not to be confused with that other infamous Aztec, Walter White’s Pontiac.
Based on Giorgetto Giugiaro’s 1988 Turin Motor Show prototype and slated for an initial production run of 50, only 18 were ever made – each fitted with external key-code diagnostics and service area access, powered by a turbocharged Audi 2.2-litre inline-five engine and married to a Lancia all-wheel-drive system.
Say what you like about the Captain Scarlet styling, the Aztec’s twin-bubble, split cockpit is – at the very least – ideal for dysfunctional couples.
Yours for €69,000+.