You may recall yesterday’s Lexicon Tee competition:
Liathain I deserve a Lexicon Tee because…*points at fifth row left, fourth row right and runs finger along ninth row*
Kolmo: I deserve a Lexicon Tee because…chociaż mogę mówić 5 języków nie lubię mówić do innych ludzi, mogę tylko wskazywać i wykorzystywać moje brwi to dostać to, czego potrzebuję fioletowy małpa zmywarki
Hector: I deserve a Lexicon Tee because…I haven’t a bob to my name and not a hope of going to the finals, but it’ll keep me warm and I can tell my grandkids I was there and have the Tee to prove it.
Symapathy Tee to:
Dave: I deserve a Lexicon Tee because…my girlfriend is Polish, I’m probably going to Poland in the summer and I speak about three or four words, this would be a godsend. Please, please, please! also her parents don’t speak any English so it would help for that too.
Close but no Tee for thee:
Spud: I deserve a Lexicon Tee because…*points to bare, awesome t-shirt-less covered, chest*.
Crivens: I deserve a Lexicon Tee because…I need an excuse for touching my nipples in public.
Lexicon Tees here.