Karl Boos writes:
A two-minute video of a recent a comedy gig with Neil Delamere in Whelan’s sponsored by Southern Comfor based on true life admittance of embarrassing things that have happened to people, Neil basing his show around the best ones.
And a few that didn’t make the cut:
“At a funeral once, and a family member of the deceased came up to me and said “Thank you for coming today”, I replied “No, thank you. It was a pleasure.”
“I’m a hairdresser and had an elderly lady come in for an appointment. When she came in she “I know your face” and I explained that I worked in the local shop for years when I was younger, she then told me that’s where she knew me from and went on to say that I looked amazing after having the baby.. I am a man.”
“Called to my friends house and was standing at the door when this guy across the road starts shouting ‘TRAMP!! TRAMP!!’ at me. I look around but it’s only me and him there. Once again he calls ‘TRAMP!’ so I said ‘who are you calling a tramp???’. Next thing this little dog comes round the corner…”
“Some guy told me worked for Focus Ireland and I said oh my God my aunt has one of those cars.”
“I walked into a fabrics store in Sligo and asked the male assistant where can I get felt?”
“I put out my hand to stop the DART on a crowded platform one morning.”
Mmf.
Thanks Karl