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Hottie McHot Richie Gray (yes him) scoring (fnarr) against Ireland on Sunday.

He’s 7ft 2ins.

Seven foot two inches.

Still. He’s no Bressie.

Bonus feature: Tongue-rattling Spanish commentary.

The 6ft 10ins dude who scored for Scotland against Ireland on Saturday.

Richie Gray.

Some Ladies and non-ladies will not shut up about him.

It’s not like he’s some lantern-jawed dreamboat Adonis carved from marble with eyes like limpid pools in which we drown.:

Ok maybe in that photo.

But he’s no Bressie.