Courtney Cruz as a stormtrooper
Scarlet (she may have cousins in Moneygall) O’Gasm as Jabba the Hutt
Lucy Fur as C-3POScenes from a Star Wars themed burlesque show last year at the Bordello Club in LA.
Via Charlie Brooker, whose many followers briefly and inadvertently crashed us yesterday after CB tweeted a link to that ‘How To Ruin Star Wars’ post.
We’re not worthy. No really we’re not.
Star Wars Burlesque: Tatooine-Styled Shenanigans at the Bordello (LA Weekly)
The 2011 Star Wars Weekend Hyperspace Hoopla at Disney’s Hollywood Studio.
Law suits – we expect – are imminent.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_HTMMkSx-M
Not a second more than was required, frankly.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-uQWNd540I
This is Star Wars in French but the subtitles are mostly quotes from Jean-Paul Sartre. Just what you need to brighten up your Wednesday!
Hungarian posters for the original Star Wars trilogy.
Bonus green monsters, pointier light-sabers and AT-ATs like Salvador Dali’s elephants.
Carbon copies of the originals, compared to the Polish, Italian and Russian versions.
Steampunk Star Wars: from the portfolio of Brighton-based graphic artist Bjorn Hurri.
Yoda meets the hookah-smoking Caterpillar from Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland.
Brilliant.
This just in: the Geekniverse is eating itself.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gr9P8Abnlk
Fart sounds combined with reaction shots from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.
Gross. Puerile. We love this.
Previously: Porkins: He Thought He Could Hold It
A series of disturbing Star Wars character pinups by Yayzus Graphics.
So, who do you fancy more? Darth “I’m Not Wearing Any Pants” Vader or Boba “Sexy Thighs” Fett?
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL5ud5_K-GY&feature=player_embedded#!
YouTuber Kelvington made this fan mashup of Dr Who and Star Wars.
It’s really good. You should watch it. Just look at that still of the ten doctors up there. I mean, come on.
