Behold: the Voro Wolf King – not your average electric trottinette.
Combining dual 72V 40A minimotors, two 1500 nominal watt motors, and a 72V battery, the Wolf King can accelerate to 80km/h in a first-gen Lamborghini Countach-esque 4.8 seconds and on to an absurdly dangerous top speed of 100km/h.
There’s a sturdy 6082 aluminium frame, tubeless racing (or off-road) tires, full hydraulic brakes and a motorcycle-style hydraulic shock suspension system.
Organ donor card optional.
Yours for just over €2,500 (+shipping)