“No, I don’t favour same sex marriage. We were the first party down here to produce a document on civil unions and registration of civil unions , and to deal with tax and hereditary property and all of that – that’s as far as we went.”
Enda Kenny, in today’s Irish Daily Mail
Behold the alphabetised laughing-soundboard single-serving site, HaHaHaHa.
Apparently, there’s a secret combo to find. But you’ll be on the floor, frothing and twitching long before you figure that out.
Johnny Depp voices lovable, spaced out rogue. Hi-jinks sure to ensue.
Release Date (Ireland): March 4 (this Friday)
HP To Launch Guinness Sauce (Marketing Week)
Californian portrait artist and sculptor, Andrew Myers is a patient man.
He draws out a face and pre-drills 8,000 to 10,000 holes, by hand. As he drills in the screws, Myers doesn’t rely on any computer software to guide him, he figures it out as he goes along. “For me, I consider this a traditional sculpture and all my screws are at different depths,” he says.
One of the most challenging parts is getting rid of the flat drawing underneath because he then has to paint over each of the screw heads, individually, so that in the end, the sculpture looks like an actual portrait.
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Party members.
They’re not just for canvassing with on rainy Tuesday nights.
You can sit on their shoulders too.
“After months of updates to its Like button, Facebook has released an update that fundamentally changes the button’s functionality to that of a Share button. Now after hitting the Like button, a full story with a headline, blurb and thumbnail will be posted to your profile wall. You’ll also be given an option to comment on the story link. Previously, only a link to the story would appear in the recent activity, often going unnoticed by users.
“Though users may now think twice about hitting the button, given how prominently it will appear on their walls and in their networks’ newsfeeds, it should ultimately increase traffic to publishers’ websites.”
We have no prizes to offer.
Just the glory of serving your fellow man.
Lines close 5.30pm.
Form an orderly scrum…
The Star Trek Bathrobe. Available in command gold and science officer blue for $50 from ThinkGeek.
former TD and junior minister Ger Connolly at the Laois-Offaly count centre
When Haughey was ousted, Connolly was among those who had toupée the price.
We’ll see ourselves out.
“Is this a Mars Bar, a Kit- Kat or a Curly-Wurly?” asked Gavin Duffy with a self-satisfied smirk, believing he’d just come out with a catchphrase to rank with ‘Greed is Good”, rather than having trotted out the kind of banal, meaningless pile of shite that crass, loud-shirted businessmen used to lob at each other over swanky lunches in Guilbaud’s at the height of the Celtic Tiger.
Then we had Bobby Kerr comparing one unfortunate applicant as being “like the guy slicing cucumbers at a trade fair”… Look guys, we all get it that this is a TV show, and it needs to entertain. But it’s not the X Factor, where pathetically deluded wannabes are fair game to be ritually humiliated.
“…it shows up the lie in their lofty claims that the show is something vital in today’s collapsed economy. Far from being more relevant than ever, Dragons’ Den is just a slick showcase for smug, middle-aged bores to rub people’s noses in their own massively over-hyped success.”
Michael O’Doherty, Evening Herald.
The new trailer for The Last Security Man with Dirk de Smet, our pick in the RTE Storyland comedy shake-up. Vote now and Let’s Get Ireland Laughing, shall we?
Oblivious to the political sea-change occuring all around them, Georgia Salpa and Vogue Williams promote “Celtic Horizon tours announcement of its partnership with EagleRider, the biggest motorcycle tourism organiser in the world” this morning. Helping to provide red top sub-editors with a throbbing tankload of bike-related puns and single entendres. Yes, they prefer to ride without a helmet. You can have that for free.
Don’t worry, kids. It’s for charidee.
One of three YoutTube videos promoting the Irish Cancer Society’s campaign to alert people to the first symptoms of bowel cancer.
Clever. They chose two men who have spent their lives with hands up their arses.
That’s gotta hurt.
Previously: Mary Hanafin: Why We Gave Away €750 Million When We Didn’t Have To
