Eric Clapton and a 28-pound Salmon caught in Iceland
Its every old rock hero’s wish
To capture a very big fish
There’s only one flaw
An Icelandic law
Let the salmon escape Eric’s dish.
John Moynes
Pic: Vatnsdalsa.is
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Roehand
well played sir
are all salmon mouths like that?
Bit off-putting, I’d say.
I know what you mean, never liked him myself.
Older salmon yes.
I thought only female salmon have the hook mouth?
The hooked mouth develops if the fish becomes exclusively carnivorous.
Now Eric (my hero) You Fool!
You shouldn’t have broken the rule
Though it does take some beating
That sneaky fish-eating
and the hooking and landing was cool
♫ Lay down salmon, rest you in my arms….♫
Many’s the gas I’ve untrapped from
The ass I’m deservedly slapped on
But none can compare
Or foul up the air
As the four syllables, Eric Clapton.
Would anyone like to say something nice about Eric before I have a proper go at him?
-Any takers?
No problem….
I say he is a donkey. If you don’t disagree you agree. Let’s leave it at that.
Shame. That would’ve been a Beautiful Thing of a dish After Midnight with a Cream sauce.
But then what would you do with the fish?
-Ba dum, tish….
(sorry)
Ha!Gerrup the Yard, bird.
Can I just clarify now that I don’t like Eric Clapton.
I never have and I never will.
Kids these days? Not likely and I know you agree.
Another lucky chancer, like Jimi Hendrix, T-Rex or that other fella with the glove. They’re always on the radio. I’m sick of it.
-What do they call him again?
-Jimi Chancer?
-That’s a stupid namhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfyu
See what you get when you practice those scales?
Lay Down Salmon, etc.