Tag Archives: John Moynes

Minister for Tourism Catherine Martin is to recommend the removal of restrictions on UK visitors which will allow residents of the Republic to travel freely to Britain

Of late there has not been a way
To travel on a holiday
But you could have mighty
Craic over in Blighty
Before long, so the government say

John Moynes

RollingNews

Musician Jim Corr’s complaint over an article that described him as a an ‘online quack’ has not been upheld by the Press ombudsman

Jim Corr thought, for the crack
He’d complain when he was called a quack
But the ombudsman found
The description was sound
Which must feel like a stab in the back

John Moynes

RollingNews

The core of a Chinese rocket is tumbling wildly through low earth orbit and could make an uncontrolled reentry through the atmosphere in the coming days, boffins warn

Some rather concerned experts say
That sometime in early mid May
You might have to flee
If tonnes of debris
From a rocket are heading your way

John Moynes

Getty

Draughts players Russia’s Tamara Tansykkuzhina (right) and Poland’s Natalia Sadowska play on after the Russian flag was snatched

I think it’s a terrible shame
That what should be a nice friendly game
Can cause tension or more
Perhaps even a war
As usual a flag is to blame

John Moynes

Reuters