Tag Archives: John Moynes

Austrian writer Peter Handke (left) receives the 2019 Nobel prize in literature from King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden on Tuesday

Protestors are planning to greet
The new Nobel Laureate Pete
They just can’t ignore
His support for a war
And there’s no chance they’ll beat a retreat

John Moynes

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The orca is one of the few mammals to go through menopause. Research suggests why: Grandmothers boost the survival of their grandcalves.

Life’s tough for the hardworking whale
So sometimes they have to avail
Of help from their nan
As only she can
Ensure that the youngsters prevail

John Moynes

Pic: Centre For Whale Research

US President Donald Trump is set to impose more tariffs on Chinese-made products – causing headaches for toy sellers this Christmas

Now Donald believes there’s a war
On Christmas, he’s winning, therefore
He has saved the day
But toy sellers say
Their business ain’t safe anymore

John Moynes

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Elon Musk, Tesla‚Äôs chief executive, called one of the rescuers of the boys soccer team trapped in a Thai cave “pedo guy” on Twitter

Now Elon insists that it’s fine
To call someone a pedo online
“No one thought it was true
So please do not sue”
Is not a defence, it’s a whine

John Moynes

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