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A drug dealer has lost the codes to €53.6 million of the cryptocurrency bitcoin, say the Criminal Assets Bureau

It’s been ruled that the country is owed
A large fortune, but sadly the code
To access the cash
Which was earned growing hash
Disappeared sometime back down the road

John Moynes


United States Attorney General William Barr (left) has sharply criticised President Donald Trump’s prolific Twitter habit

The US AG William Barr
Reckons some of his boss’s tweets are
A constant distraction
From Will’s legal action
As Trump’s rants can go much too far

John Moynes


A threesome is the most common sexual fantasy among Americans, according to a survey by the Kinsey Institute

Now plenty of folk want to see
Their two in bed become three
Just get the rules straight
Before it’s too late
And real life ruins your fantasy

John Moynes

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Sinn Féin President Mary Lou McDonald at the General Election 2020 Count centre in the RDS, Dublin 4 on Sunday 

We’ve now reached that odd moment when
The ballots are counted and then
They’ll feign a long talk
While planning to walk
Right back to the voters again

John Moynes

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