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Tim Martin, Chairman of Weatherspoons pub chain, came under fire as he said the company would not cover staff wages from the coronavirus

A gammon-faced arsehole called Tim
(Who’s unpleasant and seriously dim)
Thinks it’s a good laugh
To shit on his staff
His soul, like his pubs, is just grim.

John Moynes

Pic: Catering Today

North Korea fired two projectiles at the weekend that appeared to be short-range ballistic missiles into the sea off the east coast of the Korean peninsula

All right thinking people agree
It’s time to stand up to the sea
And bould Kilm Jong Un
Is the only one
To fill all of our hearts with glee

John Moynes

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