A 12″ roll, covered end-to-end with brown said, three fried eggs, 6 sausages, 14 slices of black pudding, 10 hash browns. Oops, I used a prime number for the eggs. Four eggs then.
Cut the fat off the rashers though.
GiggidyGoo
Brown ‘sauce’
mildred st. meadowlark
And then proceed straight to the cardio department of your nearest hospital…
GiggidyGoo
Sure I cut the fat off the rashers. Have to keep it a healthy option.
bertie blenkinsop
I went to my local cardio department, they said
“why are you here, everyone knows Mildred has your heart…”
Brother Barnabas
and across the land
toes curled
bertie blenkinsop
I know you use my best lines in Club Nassau, Brother.
Brother Barnabas
I’m not denying that
Sheik Yahbouti
Club Nassau?? Exactly how old are you Bert?
realPolithicks
You’re starting to sound a bit desperate there bertie…in fairness.
bertie blenkinsop
Really?
and here’s me saying it in all in seriousness as well
mildred st. meadowlark
In fairness, he knows I’m a delicate flower, who requires constant care and attention.
Chucky R. Law
If it drives you nuts Simon then don’t buy them. It’s written on the pack.
And learn how to take a photo!
Odd numbers are do the cook gets the extra rasher they deserve!!
If you’re scoffin a pack of rashers to yourself on the regular, you should prob book an appointment with a cardiologist
Frilly Keane
What a moany oul’ boo boo
Buy two packages of rashers
Then you’ll have an even number
delacaravanio
Give a rasher to the dog?
Sheik Yahbouti
And he or she will love you forever…
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Lidl
Bacon medallions.
Totally fat free.
You’re welcome, but leave some for me.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
PS.
They close in 10 minutes.
(Bacon Medallions are exactly what they sound like. Just the fat-free roundy bits.)
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Do you like my new avatar?
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
…They close in 10 minutes….
– If you didn’t get your rashers it’s your own fault. Let me explain…
– No matter where you live there’s a Lidl less than 8 minutes away. It’s your own fault.
FAULT sounds like (The) Fall.
I.ve been listening to their newest album all weekend. I feel like I could punch a building and it would collapse, but I’m not stupid so I haven’t tried it out … Yet…
I won’t post any of it because it had a very ‘muddy’ sound and you lot wouldn’t get it.
If you like Pop, click my name. You aren’t ready for the sound of a competent band, beleaguered by a drunken genius as their leader.
A 12″ roll, covered end-to-end with brown said, three fried eggs, 6 sausages, 14 slices of black pudding, 10 hash browns. Oops, I used a prime number for the eggs. Four eggs then.
Cut the fat off the rashers though.
Brown ‘sauce’
And then proceed straight to the cardio department of your nearest hospital…
Sure I cut the fat off the rashers. Have to keep it a healthy option.
I went to my local cardio department, they said
“why are you here, everyone knows Mildred has your heart…”
and across the land
toes curled
I know you use my best lines in Club Nassau, Brother.
I’m not denying that
Club Nassau?? Exactly how old are you Bert?
You’re starting to sound a bit desperate there bertie…in fairness.
Really?
and here’s me saying it in all in seriousness as well
In fairness, he knows I’m a delicate flower, who requires constant care and attention.
If it drives you nuts Simon then don’t buy them. It’s written on the pack.
And learn how to take a photo!
Odd numbers are do the cook gets the extra rasher they deserve!!
If you’re scoffin a pack of rashers to yourself on the regular, you should prob book an appointment with a cardiologist
What a moany oul’ boo boo
Buy two packages of rashers
Then you’ll have an even number
Give a rasher to the dog?
And he or she will love you forever…
Lidl
Bacon medallions.
Totally fat free.
You’re welcome, but leave some for me.
PS.
They close in 10 minutes.
(Bacon Medallions are exactly what they sound like. Just the fat-free roundy bits.)
Do you like my new avatar?
…They close in 10 minutes….
– If you didn’t get your rashers it’s your own fault. Let me explain…
– No matter where you live there’s a Lidl less than 8 minutes away. It’s your own fault.
FAULT sounds like (The) Fall.
I.ve been listening to their newest album all weekend. I feel like I could punch a building and it would collapse, but I’m not stupid so I haven’t tried it out … Yet…
I won’t post any of it because it had a very ‘muddy’ sound and you lot wouldn’t get it.
If you like Pop, click my name. You aren’t ready for the sound of a competent band, beleaguered by a drunken genius as their leader.
I miss Elena, but Mark knows better than me.
I Love MY BB
What I like most about him is his imaginary girlfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi_uV6ojDSs
It’s all about the rashers.
Let me finish where I should’ve started…
A message to you, Bertie…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cntvEDbagAw
Go to bed Da you’re drunk
Who’s yer Daddy?
Ps.
All of your rashers are mine.All of your bacon belongs to us.
In metaphors…
… sorry for using long words.
To summarise…
One of these days I’ll stop laughing at you.
You AREN’T FUNNY.
I’m sure Mildred would agree, but I don’t know for sure. It would be wrong to wake her up.
*business.
**guissness
***(unless you are a cameraman….
**** It would be cool if you stopped making me hit you.
C’mon…
This is NOT your league, is it?
Your Ma probably doesn’t let you get drunk, but you’re still pathetic.
– That;s why I love you.
Stop.
Then I’ll stop.
)Prthaps…)
*maybe
Coming from you, I take that as a compliment.
#Rashers
#everythingiswrong
‘idon’tknowhowtoreactanymore
Simon is such crazy guy! ‘whats the serving suggestion for a pack of 5 rashers?’ You couldnt make it up could ya!! Hes like an Irish Seinfeld he is.