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Food of the love gods.

Last week, we offered a Maltesers Teasers hamper to a Broadsheet reader who could successfully complete (to the satisfaction of the judges) this romantic rhyme:

‘Roses are red,
And so are my Teasers,
____________________,
____________________.

You answered in your dozens.

But there could be only one winner.

In reverse order then…

Roses are red
And so are my Teasers,
At weekends me and he,
We turn into Creatures.

ahjayzis

Roses are red
So are my Teasers
I think I’m STI free
But that’s not what my wee says

missred

Roses are red
And so are my Teasers
I should shout out my safeword.,
But sure, anything to please her.

f lawless

Roses are red,
And so are my Teasers,
Love is an abstract concept for sure,
hijacked by commercialism that nasty auld hoor,
for yet another day to keep you docile enough,
under the illusion of romance just buying more stuff.

Joe

Roses are red
So are my Teasers
For someone you’d love
To get diabetes.

Nigel

Roses are red,
And so are my Teasers,
My fiancé repeated the leaving cert twice,
But I love her and not high achievers

Dublin Bus Smoker

Roses are red,
And so are my Teasers,
Mount me Denis O’Brien,
Said no Broadsheet readers…

Lo

Roses are red,
And so are my Teasers,
I don’t wanna be alone,
I don’t wanna be alone.

Hallström

Winner…

Roses are red,
And so are my Teasers.
It’s the 1st day of Lent,
I’ll save them for Easter.

Boj

Thanks all.

Maltesers Ireland (Facebook)

Previously: Beats Roses

Maltesers’ Teasers.

For lovers of chocolate romance.

The Maltesers Team writes:

This weekend only, Saturday, February 10 and Sunday 11, you can buy personalised Teasers gift boxes in selected Dunnes Stores – just in time for Valentine’s Day.

You can visit the Valentines Personalisation Station in selected Dunnes Stores to get a Happy Valentines message on your Teasers gift box. The name of your choosing which will be printed onto red ribbon that will be tied around the box, so you don’t even need to wrap it!

To celebrate we are giving away a hamper full of Maltesers goodies to a Broadsheet reader.

To enter, just complete this rhyme:

‘Roses are red,

And so are my Teasers,

_____________________,

_____________________ .’

Lines MUST close at 5.15pm 10pm MIDNIGHT! Saturday Midday!

Maltesers ireland (Facebook)

photochoc

Maltesers in a spread you say?

This changes EVERYTHING.

£2 in Tesco UK. Ireland to follow soon hopefulNOMNOMNOM

Imagine chocolate spread made out of liquidised Malteaster bunnies – oh wait, you don’t have to imagine… (Metro UK)

Previously: Nutella Snack And Drink

Anyone Fancy A Sweet Burger?