Nutella store Selfridges, London

Seamas writes:

After two weeks of two-person teams and hawk-like vigilance – and inplementing a system whereby rude words appear to be flagged by their computer before printing – they left one person on the kiosk that I could work with.

Previously: I Can’t Stop

Stop That

Mucky Spread

Further to this and this.

Seamas writes:

I can’t stop now. I’m so close to achieving……something…

*swallows*

Following a successful attempt late last year

Seamas writes:

I managed to go a little bit further with the more non savvy Selfridges [London] staff at the customisable Nutella stand. In this case I waited until they were short staffed by non-English speakers and assuaged their fears of rudeness by asserting that Arsemuck was an Irish name.

For the record, I am an adult, I don’t even particularly like Nutella, and each one of those costs £7 with the presentation box included. Please send help.

Previously: Mucky Spread