Monthly Archives: November 2010

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrkLEQvWhAY

Sheesh. Gamers.

The guy could be utterly sincere about all this, or just taking the piss.

(UPDATE: He’s taking the piss.)

Gotta love those zombies, though. Unless, of course, you’re Cuban.

Call Of Duty: Floating Apple Glitch (GeekoSystem)

Ah, smartphones. Is there any batshit new feature you can’t foist upon us?

A VD detector, you say?

People who suspect they have been infected will be able to put urine or saliva on to a computer chip about the size of a USB chip, plug it into their phone or computer and receive a diagnosis within minutes, telling them which, if any, sexually transmitted infection (STI) they have. Seven funders, including the Medical Research Council, have put £4m into developing the technology via a forum called the UK Clinical Research Collaboration.

“Your mobile phone can be your mobile doctor. It diagnoses whether you’ve got one of a range of STIs, such as chlamydia or gonorrhea and tells you where to go next to get treatment,” said Dr Tariq Sadiq, a senior lecturer and consultant physician in sexual health and HIV at St George’s, University of London, who is leading the project.

New Test Mobile Phones Diagnose STDs (Guardian)

At last, honest advertising:

If you’re looking for the #1 After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer, look no further.  Our ‘Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer’ is the best out there in case you have to shake hands with someone who may or may not have forgotten to wash up in the restroom!  Gross!

Lolzy disinfection from perpetualkid.com

Luckily they had their own disguises.

From left Stephen Tully (Indiana Jones), David McDonough (“Funky” Zorro), and Michael Cummins (Lester Piggot).

Relax ladies, they’re accountants.

We had some reservations about including the last one.

Previously.