Here’s the blueprint. Well, what are you waiting for?
You already have the Chewbacca costume.
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Sometimes, Cliffs Notes just aren’t reductive enough.
Cutting straight to the lolzy core of world literature, Dan Wilbur of Better Book Titles has a massive library of alternative covers with which you can hold your own in any literary pub conversation for upward of 20 seconds.
He releases a new title every day of the week, or you can follow him on Twitter.
Above, (from the top, left to right): Charles Dickens’ Bleak House; J.D. Salinger’s The Catcher in The Rye; Dante’s Inferno; Charles Bukowski’s Factotum; George Orwell’s 1984 and Emily Brontë’s Wuthering Heights.
But you knew that.
That’s right, the E-Tomb.
The designers, Huang Jianbo, Zhao Ting, Wang Yushan, Ran Xiangfei and Mo Ran explain:
Its revolutionary aspect is that it can save the network information of the person passed away. E-TOMB is a good destination of people’s network life voyage, which is also a new way for relatives and friends in remembrance of the one passed away. They can visit the blog or facebook of the decedent by using mobile phones.
Does a bear do a doo-dah in the woods?
Is that cup tactlessly placed?
Etc.
Station Bosses Must Decide If Prendeville Is A Tarnished Brand (Irish Times)
Sophie Ellis Bextor and husband Richard Jones (from The Feeling), here to shill for the XBox Kinect. We still prefer our hipsters (below and here). The difference is, they’re Irish.