We have five pairs of tickets to the Leviathan Election Count party at the Sugar Club on Saturday night to the authors of the funniest five captions for this snap, taken literally about half an hour ago.
Lines close at 4.45pm 5pm 5.30pm TODAY. Over 18s only. Lucinda Creighton references will be accepted.
UPDATE: Thanks to all. The FIVE winners will be announced and notified in the morning.