Chuck Norris turned 71 today.
Turned it, punched it in the chest, then finished it off with a roundhouse to the head.
Some facts about Chuck Norris:
1. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
2. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’s beard, just another fist.
3. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
A salute to Chuck Norris on his birthday (News.com)
pic: Gawker
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