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Chuck Norrised, in fairness,

Meanwhile…

Hypnotic.

meanwhile…

With ‘ah here leave it out’ audio added.

Chuck Norris turned 71 today.

Turned it, punched it in the chest, then finished it off with a roundhouse to the head.

Some facts about Chuck Norris:

1. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.

2. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’s beard,  just another fist.

3. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

A salute to Chuck Norris on his birthday (News.com)

pic: Gawker