Monthly Archives: May 2011

The president’s distant cousin, 26-year-old Henry Healy, a tall, thin bookkeeper for a plumbing business, happily wanders the streets of this Obama Potemkin village talking to Fox News and all other comers. He and the local canon, Stephen Neill, sprinkled with Obama fairy dust, have just been given jobs as TV pitchmen for Irish tourism.

The Irish Find What They’re Looking For (Maureen Dowd, New York Times)

Maureen Dowd (Wikipedia)
(Lisa Carpenter/Guardian)

The island’s most active volcano, Grimsvotn, located at the heart of its biggest glacier Vatnajoekull, started to spew smoke and lava late on Saturday.

Within several hours, the plume of smoke had rose to an altitude of at least 10.5 miles (17km) – almost double the height of the nearby Eyjafjoell eruption just over a year ago which peaked at around 5.6 miles (9km).

Planes Grounded After Volcano Erupts (Sky News)

(AFP)

Taoiseach Enda Kenny
President Mary McAleese.
Marian Finucane.
Former Attorney General Peter Sutherland
Central Bank Governor Patrick Honohan
Mary Mary and Nick Robinson

The establishment gather as Garret FitzGerald’s coffin arrives last night at the Sacred Heart Church in Donnybrook, Dublin 4, after lying in state at the Mansion House, where 20,000 people reportedly paid their respects.

Today’s funeral
Both RTÉ and TV3 will carry live coverage of Dr FitzGerald’s State funeral. From 2pm, RTÉ 1 television’s Bryan Dobson will host a live broadcast of the funeral Mass, which will take place at the Sacred Heart Church in Donnybrook, Dublin. TV3 will broadcast a programme hosted by Vincent Browne. RTÉ Radio 1 will also broadcast live coverage of the funeral service from 2.15pm. At about 3.45pm, the funeral cortege will proceed to Shanganagh Cemetery in Shankill, Co Dublin, where Dr FitzGerald will be laid to rest alongside his late wife Joan.
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)

Related: People That Have Their Umbrellas Held For Them

Now one of those celebs is suing Twitter for letting the user violate the super injunction. The Guardian reports on the lawsuit, but still can’t include the name of the celeb, thanks to that super injunction, though it can name the woman with whom he is accused of having an affair, model Imogen Thomas. (She apparently doesn’t have a super injunction.) Though he-who-cannot-be-named filed the suit as “CTB,” the American press, which is not subject to the power of the super injunction, have pointed the finger at footballer (or soccer player to folks on this side of the pond), Ryan Giggs who plays for Manchester United.

He Who Cannot Be Named (In The UK) Sues Twitter Over A User Naming Him (Kashmir Hill, Forbes)

Twitter And Wikileaks Have Made A Mockery Of The Courts (Peter Preston, Observer)

Ryan Giggs on Wikipedia

Pic via Big Mental Disease