Hammertime.
Georgia Salpa at the launch of the White Door boutique, Exchequer Street, Dublin yesterday. Harem pants.
No, seriously, they look great.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfe36WiFA80&feature=player_embedded
“Fags, grannies and grandees.”
Just another day in the life of a budget airlines pilot.
Pilot Accidentally Records Racist. Misogynistic, Homophobic Rant (Gawker)
From the product description:
While designed for the iPhone model 4, it does indeed fit the earlier iPhone devices as well. It is both a protective case and a stand! Give your iPhone a jiggle and a wiggle with this hilarious case and stand. It will make even the most boring calls a titillating experience!
Hilarious.
INDEPENDENT Senator David Norris leads the presidential election race as most voters do not think the controversy over his comments on paedophilia has any impact on his suitability for the job, a new Irish Independent/Millward Brown Lansdowne poll reveals.
The first survey of voters’ intentions for the forthcoming election also reveals that MEP Mairead McGuinness has pushed ahead of her three rivals in the race to secure the Fine Gael party nomination.
According to the poll, Mr Norris is on 21pc, followed closely by Labour Party candidate Michael D Higgins on 19pc.
Norris Leads The Field (Fionan Sheehan, Irish Independent)
Norris Wants To Submit His Job Application (Anglo-Celt)
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUdyiG6HSBs
Introducing the Fish Eyes. ‘Watch Fish While You Catch ‘Em!’
Ri-ight.
A live video feed is sent to a color LCD display built into the handle, so you can see the fish as they swim by. LED lights illuminate your bait underwater. And – as you can probably guess from the cheesetastic infomercial – your chances of actually catching something (other than a punch in the side of the head from a proper fisherman) are slim to none.
If the ‘Lizard’ Awards are the Oscars of the New World Order.
Meet Sean Penn
Peter Sutherland, former Attorney General and currently executive chairman of S.P.E.C.T.R.E., celebrates yesterday with his ‘Lizzie’ for outstanding contribution to his own personal gain.
Kidding.
He’s actually chairman.
Sutherland: Europeans Response Too Little, Too Late (Suzanne Lynch, Irish Times)
No part of that is fun.
Although, wheelie bins as festival luggage?
Not the worst idea.