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Monthly Archives: June 2011
Shakespeare and a supposed marijuana reference in Sonnet 76
Evidence discovered in pipes unearthed at the Bard’s garden in 2001 suggests that William Shakespeare may have used cannabis and cocaine. In a bid to prove it, Francis Thackeray, an anthropologist and director of the Institute for Human Evolution at the University of the Witwatersrand in Johannesburg, South Africa, has made a formal request to the Church of England to exhume the playwright (if that’s really him down there.)
“There were very low concentrations of cannabis, but the signature was there,” according to Inspector Tommy van der Merwe, who tested the pipes at South Africa’s Forensic Science Laboratory. The evidence of cocaine was also very strong.
“The pipes we tested still had dirt in them which preserved the residues inside the stem and bowl,” Van der Merwe said. “The readings we got were the same as if it had tested a modern-day crack pipe.”
Camphor, myristic acid, and quinoline were among other substances detected in the pipes. “Myristic acid, which is found in nutmeg, has hallucinogenic properties, and camphor, perhaps, was used to hide the smell of tobacco or other substances,” Thackeray noted in 2001.
Scientists Want To Dig Up Shakespeare To find Out If He Smoked Weed. (Raw Story)
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Meaty Puns
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Having arrived in Ballsbridge ahead of his Dublin gigs in the RDS today (Wednesday 29th June) and tomorrow (Thursday 30th June), Jon Bon Jovi took a break to head over to Bel & Bellucci to enjoy a ‘Bellucci’ Pizza. From New Jersey, Jon Bon Jovi tapped into his Italian roots by tucking into The ‘Bellucci’ Pizza (Mozzarella, parmesan shavings, cherry tomatoes and rocket).
Bel & Bellucci chef Luciano was on hand to freshly prepare and serve the restaurants signature pizza to the star, “we were delighted to see Jon himself come into the restaurant and even happier to serve him one of our exceptional pizzas. We will all certainly be ‘Having a nice Day’ after his visit!” said Luciano.
Funny.
Dream up a more Bon Jovial pun than Luciano’s, you say?
Thanks EH
Bell and Belucci’s
Underground
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Taken within the last hour outside Dublin District Court.
Leonard Watters, charged with falsely accusing Louis Walsh of groping him at Krystle nightclub.
His solicitor wanted to be Harry Hamlin in ‘LA Law’.
Man Charged Over Walsh Grope Claim (BreakingNews.ie)
(Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
Android?
atThe Taoiseach at Facebook’s Dublin office earlier.
We’re thinking an iPhone?
And later.
(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)
Previously: Enda’s Ancient Nokia

A coffee cup tribute to the three most important keys on a PC. All nested on a circuit board printed drip tray. You’ll need that tray. You’ll be drinking out of a square cup with shaking hands.
Available for about $12 from ThinkGeek.















