Team Spiderman: The ‘5th Least Influential People Alive’ according to GQ magazine’s decidedly subjective and first-worldly year-end list.

Here’s an amazing idea. Let’s spend $65 million on a musical about Spider-Man, because kids who like Spider-Man and old Jewish tourists who like to go to Broadway shows are totally the same demographic. Now, we’re going to need a batch of forgettable U2 B sides and a harness system designed by Lyle Lanley from The Simpsons‘ monorail episode. And let’s make sure there’s a shoe-shopping number! Who’s with me? It can’t possibly fail!

The 25 Least Influential People Alive (GQ)