No, seriously.
From Vertu, Nokia’s ‘Tim Nice-But-Dim’ luxury subsidiary.
Boing Boing’s Bob Beschizza sums it up with admirable restraint:
As the European cellular industry’s supernumerary nipple, Vertu has long specialized in calculator-display brickphones that look like dragon poo rolled in gemstones. It lumbers along the dried slugtrail of progress, having just announced its first touchscreen Symbian handset – sure to be an LG Prada-killer!
Behold: Vertu’s $200 USB Cable (Boing Boing)
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