You may not have the tight physique and chiseled good looks of your youth but, hey – chin up big guy – things aren’t so bad. If you have $170,000 to spare, US manufacturer Watercar has the chick magnet for you.
Phyton: the world’s fastest custom-made amphibious vehicle: 0 to 60 in 4.5 seconds on land and a speedboat-shaming 60mph on water.
Now get out there and get your Hef on, you dog.
The video above is based on a true story.