Behold: The Phyton


You may not have the tight physique and chiseled good looks of your youth but, hey – chin up big guy – things aren’t so bad. If you have $170,000 to spare, US manufacturer Watercar has the chick magnet for you.

Phyton: the world’s fastest custom-made amphibious vehicle: 0 to 60 in 4.5 seconds on land and a speedboat-shaming 60mph on water.

Now get out there and get your Hef on, you dog.

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