Behold the Gibbs Terraquad – an amphibious 140bhp utility vehicle capable of 80km/h on land and 65km/h on water – transforming between the two modes in seconds.
Watch it do its thing here.
Road (and water tested here by Harry Metcalfe of Evo magazine, the vehicle has a top land speed of 120mph, does 0-60 in 8 seconds and will handle almost any terrain it encounters.
It’s a noisy cuss, but you’d probably want that.
You may not have the tight physique and chiseled good looks of your youth but, hey – chin up big guy – things aren’t so bad. If you have $170,000 to spare, US manufacturer Watercar has the chick magnet for you.
Phyton: the world’s fastest custom-made amphibious vehicle: 0 to 60 in 4.5 seconds on land and a speedboat-shaming 60mph on water.
Now get out there and get your Hef on, you dog.
The video above is based on a true story.