He’s put on his new reading specs,
And he’s tweeting as @pontifex,
He’s using the web,
To tell every pleb
That they really should stop having sex.
Unless you think you can do better.
Oh yes, it’s a Wednesday Papal first tweet commemorative ‘Rick off.
Last Limerick by
It might sound quite strange but it’s true
That the Pontiff’s gone virtual too
He’s cunning, he’s foxy
He bypasses the proxy
To get to the same sites as you.