A Limerick A Day (Papal ‘Rick Off)

at

newpope142wayThere once was an old Argentine,
Who did magic with bread and with wine,
So under a dome,
Some cardinals in Rome,
Gave him the keys to their shrine.

John Moynes

He’s habemus a laugh!

Redemption for last night’s VatirickGate?

Or can you do better?

All limericks by 2.30pm. 3.30pm

Normal rick-off rules apply.

(Getty)

Update: winner:

There once was an Argentine fella
Was pals with dictator Videla
He turned a deaf ear
Made priests disappear
And now bears the flag white and yella

Irelandesa