Though we wish Happy Birthday to Twink,
Before pouring a nice party drink,
Of sparkling wine,
She should pay off her fine,
To keep herself out of the clink
John Moynes
Unless you twink YOU can do better?
Oh yes, it’s a Friday, car-less, zip-unfriendly, ‘it doesn’t need to rhyme with mickey/’ ‘rick off.
All Limericks by 1pm.
Judging by 2pm.
Standard ‘rick off rules apply.
(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)
