They Are Middle-Aged Figures And The Affair Has Now Concluded

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article-2334483-1A1A4C8C000005DC-238_308x409It sounds absolutely disgusting whoever they are.

David Cameron (above) and a Mail on Sunday silhouette of Rupert the Bear and Marge Simpson the couple in question.

One senior source told this newspaper last night: ‘This revelation is dynamite. None of us could believe it when we first heard it. Then we just thought, “What a complete mess”.’

The source added that, apart from the political implications, the revelation had caused ‘great personal distress to innocent parties’.

 

 

No.10 rocked by secret love affair: ‘Stunned’ PM holds crisis talks over fears tryst will ‘blow political agenda out of the water’ (Mail on Sunday)

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