Write Your Own Blues

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Woke up this afternoon and I crawled right out of a skip,
Well my Liger was gone, and I was left here all dehydrated,
Yeah, I ain’t had no Cheese Flavoured Moments  since 1524,
No, I been selling crack to nuns and using an arthritic old man as a surfboard since the age of three,
Think I’ll go and eat decorative gravel before the deep orange colouration in my urine gets too much.

Mmf.

Unless you can do better.

Oh please do better.

eatliver

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