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Ay oh whey oh.

I’ve studied things Egyptic
Those writings weird and cryptic
Upon the tombs that dot Sahara’s sands
I’ve solved each strange inscription
Left by each wise Egyptian
And hold the mystic secret in my hands
The Irish were Egyptians long ago
Just read between the lines and you will know

It must have been the Irish who built the Pyramids
For no one else could carry up the bricks
It must have been a Doyle who dug the river Nile
For no one but an Irishman would fight a crocodile

I think these Micks were Turks Mohammedans and Ghurks
They speak of “Irish Turkey” till today
Cleopatra was a colleen who came from Connemara
She lost her nationality while roaming in Sahara

The Irish Were Egyptians Long Ago, (1940)

Pharaoh nuff.

Via Baylor University

Thanks Historical Dub

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A catchy choon from Bad Lip Reading featuring footage from The Empire Strikes Back in which Yoda is victimised at the beach.

RELATED: The Empire Strikes Back: A Bad Lip Reading

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We’re not even into December and people are wishing this year away through sweary, extremely NSFW song.

Musical comedy sisters Flo and Joan count down the ways in which 2016 has been of royal disservice, including a rundown of deaths and questionable decisions.

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An animated short by Great Big Story about the serendipitous genesis of Canadian rockers The Guess Who’s iconic 1970 anti-war anthem

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